OzYourself Friday, 23 October, 2009
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Want some fun on this video? Then click Star In This Clip and watch yourself starring as the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz (the stuff they can do with web apps these days)
Have a photo of yourself ready to be uploaded.
Kids Saturday, 1 August, 2009
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What does one do when an eight year old whacks you repeatedly on the head with his underwear?
Under The Hood Monday, 13 July, 2009
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As if the pounding from the pile drivers opposite my work place isn’t enough to get me to smoke, I had to have a severely traumatizing experience during lunch.
So there I was sitting in my usual spot busy doing my paperwork and I had to glance up at the most opportune time to see one of my female customers flashing at me.
Yes you read that right. She flashed at me. Let’s say that she had a bit of a serial killer look about her and a glare that would even turn off a monkey in heat. And what was she doing? Opening and closing her legs and flashing her underwear at me. Which I suppose is not such a big deal for most guys. In fact some may even enjoy it I dare say. Well not this one. She had the thickest rainforest sticking out from both sides of her landing strip and I tell you it is not a pretty sight. Think bird’s eye view of a remote amazonian jungle airplane landing strip amidst a dense and tropical rainforest sticking out like a stick in the mud and you will know what I mean.
The image is still fresh in my head. If there ever was a time to smoke one it would be now. And quite frankly I feel like pouring peppermint oil on my eyeballs to get the image out of my head since I am officially quitting nicotine.
